A. None of us would get any work done, and
B. So much cuteness in one place might create some sort of wormhole of adorable, which, in order to provide balance and make sure the universe isn't destroyed, might result in the spontaneous creation of another Jocelyn Wildenstein or something. And nobody wants that.
Anyway, on to the star of today's show:
You don't often see a puppy trying to turn someone's shoe into a chew toy while they're still wearing it...
Meeting our colleague Kate:
"Awesome! I love being attached to a tug-of-war toy!"
Such a happy dog: